Why god made pets

If you don’t own a pet, i would suggest you to go buy one. They make you laugh and soothe your mood.  They make my everyday relishing and enjoyable with their funny acts and likes. Its true that i look out for them first when am home from office.

“This is how you smile when its fake”-c’mon just pretending

I couldn’t smell anything fishy in him today…did he took bath today…guess..!

The couch is nice…and cozy..I never knew that humans enjoy this much inside home and treat us like dogs! May be i should relax myself when they are gone out.

“I guess we can be friends but you are ruining it by sitting on my chair….”

“These human will never change…i wanted a new t-shirt with a heart on it….bt he bought me this…Pls don look at me like this! I know i look funny”

How long this baby will sleep! GOSH..am i a baby sitter? If they dint come now…i will wake him up. C’mon…I cant just sit here like this….

How long can i pretend listening to her. This girl is killing me with her boring sad stories of her…the day is not far when i will run from here….am sure some one else will adopt me!

“Am not getting with the last note of music…I know am great but still this sucks……”

What is it? Some spark, hmm..glowing thing in front of me….am intrigued about it every year they keep it on the cake and it glows. Can i touch it…? I think it must be hot. This time am going to explore…

“Oh God please tell him that i want to go out and pee”

“Christmas is all about sharing and gifts….so to celebrate it i stole a few gifts from my neighbors as they were out to some place…I cant just ignore my neighbors when its all about sharing..they forgot…how can I?”

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